DJ Khaled – I’m The One (feat. Jusitn Bieber, Quavo, Chance the Rapper & Lil’ Wayne)

Do we like this song? Yes. Are we upset we did not get invited to this ridiculous DJ Khaled party? A little. Are we perplexed as to why Chance’s belt buckle is blurred out in the video? Yes. DJ Khaled is not necessarily our idol, but we wouldn’t mind being that appalling if it meant being that successful. You keep doing you, man.

Favorite Lyric: It really doesn’t have great lyrics, it’s just really catchy.

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Halsey – Closed Eyes

Do we like this song? “Rhetorical question Farley. Take a lap.” Yeah that’s a Mr. Woodcock quote. Anyway… it’s Halsey. She produces straight fire all of the time. Legend has it she is the Human Torch’s sister, which accounts for the fire production. We realize Sue Storm is his sister, but just go with it…

Favorite Lyric: “Now if I keep my eyes closed, he looks just like you But he’ll never stay, they never do” Is her boyfriend pitch black?

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