Do we like this song? We almost feel bad liking it. Charli XCX was once at the peak of being a basic bitch, but she’s been off the radar for a bit. She’s back with some fairly decent songs. We believe this is the best one of the bunch.
Favorite Lyric: “I get drunk on the white wine, call you like a hotline.”
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(1)Do we like this song? Yeah, it’s got strong bones. It is reminiscent of MGMT and also of the background music for a video game. Definitely good background music.
Favorite Lyric: We can’t make out any of the words. They definitely sound like real words though.
(2)Boo Hiss(0)Do we like this song. Yeah, we thought we’d mix it up. This is just a beautiful song. We have feelings; we’re not a piece of meat.
Favorite Lyric: All of them.
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(1)Do we like this song? Yeah, although we didn’t know Krewella was still a thing.
(1)Boo Hiss(0)Do we like this song? Yeah, we do. Apparently MØ has put out a lot of music recently, but we were too lazy to look for it. It’s mainly because we don’t know how to find the ‘Ø’ character.
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(0)Do we like this song? Yes, we do. It’s just a nice alternative duet about a couple missing each other. This song is basically Hey There Delilah.
Favorite Lyric: “I guess I’ll just have to miss you.” Basically the only lyrics of the song.
(0)Boo Hiss(0)Do we like this song? It’s okay. We’re just glad that these bros are back and making music. We hope there is more to come.
(0)Boo Hiss(0)The third wave of John Mayer’s new album has officially been released. Honestly, we’re a bit disappointed. Nothing really pops. Don’t get us wrong, the album is still perfect Sunday morning music, but it won’t stand the test of time. We don’t really blame him for pursuing a passion project. He has already made countless hits and dated the best looking women in the world.
That being said, our favorite songs on the album are: Love On the Weekend and Moving On and Getting Over.
(0)Boo Hiss(0)This movie is everything you think it is. It has action, decent plot and a 200-foot-tall gorilla. This movie is worth the price of admission. In reality, it is probably a worse overall movie than the 1933 version, but we’ve never seen that one. Anything with Brie Larson is worth seeing. Plus, John C Reilly is a beast.
ObservedGuide Rating:
out of a possible 1.5 pineapples
(1)Boo Hiss(0)Do we like this song? Yeah, we do. The new Chainsmokers album is pretty bad. Amidst the interminable dross on the album, we found one track that we quite liked. Reminds us of a dark gothic Neil Diamond.
Favorite lyric: “And I won’t even mention the fact that you’re never sober”
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